Lobbyists for McCain

by The Young Sentinel

The Billionaires for Bush have done it again, this time with Lobbyists for McCain. This organization is a friendly confederation of plutocrats determined to keep power in the hands of the wealthy. Led by their courageous head honcho Phil T. Rich, the Billionaires have been uniting against the common good for years. From their latest email:

"Become a lobbyist in your community! Join the Billionaires for exciting new efforts to preserve the status quo. There will be

a veritable gala of fun events across the country to be a part of between now and November 4:

$ "No, You Can't" rallies at Obama events

$ "Town (and Gown) Hall Meetings" when McCain comes to visit.

$ "Thanks for Supporting Us at the Pump" - thanking commuters at gas-stations for their contributions to record breaking windfall profits for our Big Oil clients.

Sign up at http://lobbyistsformccain.com

We lobbyists have closed ranks behind John McCain precisely because he understands that what is good for our clien

ts is good for America. In the last eight years we've shown what can be accomplished when we have unfettered access to policymakers. In these uncertain times of "change," John McCain promises continuity and continued access.

Our work has only just begun, so join us.

Yours So Comfortably,

Phil T. Rich